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Then they met daily at the
office, lunched together perforce, and could make
arrangements for the evening. But, to say true, things
differ little with them now, though that magazine long
since took wings and went to a better world.
Their names are Felix and Fausta Carter, Frederic and
Mary Ingham, George and Anna Haliburton, George and Julia
Hackmatack.
Mary Ingham, George and Anna Haliburton, George and Julia
Hackmatack.
I get the children's names wrong to their faces—
except that in general their name is Legion, for they are
many—so I will not attempt them here.
These people live in very different houses, with very
different "advantages," as the world says. Haliburton
has grown very rich in the rag and paper business, rich
enough to discard rag money and believe in gold. He even
spits at silver, which I am glad to get when I can.
Frederic Ingham will never be rich. His regular income
consists in his half-pay as a retired brevet officer in
the patriot service of Garibaldi of the year 1859. For
the rest, he invested his money in the Brick Moon, and,
as I need hardly add, insured his life in the late
Continental Insurance Company. But the Inghams find just
as much in life as the Haliburtons, and Anna Haliburton
consults Polly Ingham about the shade of a flounce just
as readily and as eagerly as Polly consults her about the
children's dentistry. They are all very fond of each
other.
They get a great deal out of life, these eight,
partly because they are so closely allied together. Just
two whist-parties, you see; or, if they go to ride, they
just fill two carriages. Eight is such a good number—
makes such a nice dinner-party. Perhaps they see a
little too much of each other. That we shall never know.
They got a great deal of life, and yet they were not
satisfied. They found that out very queerly. They have
not many standards. Ingham does take the "Spectator;"
Hackmatack condescends to read the "Evening Post;"
Haliburton, who used to be in the insurance business, and
keeps his old extravagant habits, reads the "Advertiser"
and the "Transcript;" all of them have the
"Christian Union," and all of them buy "Harper's Weekly."
Every separate week of their lives they buy of the boys,
instead of subscribing; they think they may not want the
next number, but they always do. Not one of them has
read the "Nation" for five years, for they like to keep
good-natured. In fact, they do not take much stock in
the general organs of opinion, and the standard books you
find about are scandalously few. The Bible, Shakespeare,
John Milton; Polly has Dante; Julia has "Barclay's
Apology," with ever so many marks in it; one George has
"Owen Felltham," and the other is strong on Marcus
Aurelius. Well, no matter about these separate things;
the uniform books besides those I named, in different
editions but in every house, are the "Arabian Nights" and
"Robinson Crusoe." Hackmatack has the priceless first
edition. Haliburton has Grandville's (the English
Grandville). Ingham has a proof copy of the Stothard.
Carter has a good copy of the Cruikshank.
If you ask me which of these four I should like best,
I should say as the Laureate did when they gave him his
choice of two kinds of cake, "Both's as good as one."
Well, "Robinson Crusoe" being their lay gospel and
creed, not to say epistle and psalter, it was not queer
that one night, when the election had gone awfully, and
the men were as blue as that little porcelain Osiris of
mine yonder, who is so blue that he cannot stand on
his feet—it was not queer, I say, that they turned
instinctively to "Robinson Crusoe" for relief.
Now, Robinson Crusoe was once in a very bad box
indeed, and to comfort himself as well as he could, and
to set the good against the evil, that he might have
something to distinguish his case from worse, he stated
impartially, like debtor and creditor, the comforts and
miseries, thus:—
EVIL. GOOD.
I am cast upon a horrible But I am alive, and not
desolate island, void of all drowned as all my hope of
recovery. ship's company were.
I am singled out and separated, But I am singled out,
as it were, from all the world, to too, from the ship's crew
be miserable. to be spared from death.
And so the debtor and creditor account goes on.
Julia Hackmatack read this aloud to them—the whole
of it—and they agreed, as Robinson says, not so much for
their posterity as to keep their thoughts from daily
poring on their trials, that for each family they would
make such a balance. What might not come of it? Perhaps
a partial nay, perhaps a perfect cure!
So they determined that on the instant they would go
to work, and two in the smoking-room, two in the dining-
room, two in George's study, and two in the parlor, they
should in the next halfhour make up their lists of good
and evil. Here are the results:—
FREDERIC AND MARY INGHAM.
GOOD. EVIL.
We have three nice boys But the door-bell rings all
and three nice girls. the time.
We have enough to eat, But the coal bill is awful,
drink, and wear. and the Larrabee furnace has
given out. The firm that made
it has gone up, and no castings
can be got to mend it.
drink, and wear. and the Larrabee furnace has
given out. The firm that made
it has gone up, and no castings
can be got to mend it.
We have more books than But our friends borrow our
we can read, and do not care books, and only return odd
to read many newspapers. volumes.
We have many very dear But we are behindhand 143
friends—enough. names on our lists of calls.
We have health in our But the children may be
family. sick. The Lowndes children are.
We seem to be of some But Mrs. Hogarth has left
use in the world. Fred $200 for the poor, and he
is afraid he shall spend it wrong.
The country has gone to the
dogs.
GEORGE AND ANNA HALIBURTON.
GOOD. EVIL.
We have a nice home in You cannot give a cup of
town, and one in Sharon, and coffee to a beggar but he sends
a sea-shore place at Little five hundred million tramps to
Gau, and we have friends the door.
enough to fill them.
We have some of the nicest A great many people call
children in the world. whose names we have forgotten.
We have enough to do, and We have to give a party to
not too much. all our acquaintance every year,
which is horrid.
Business is good enough, We do not do anything we
though complaining. want to do, and we do a great
deal that we do not want to do.
George had added, "And there
is no health in us." But Anna
marked that out as wicked.
though complaining. want to do, and we do a great
deal that we do not want to do.
George had added, "And there
is no health in us." But Anna
marked that out as wicked.
The children are all well. People vote as if they were
possessed.
possessed.
GEORGE AND JULIA HACKMATACK
GOOD. EVIL.
We have eight splendid The plumbers' work always
children. gives way at the wrong time,
and the plumbers' bills are awful.
We have money enough, The furnace will not heat the
though we know what to do house unless the wind is at the
with more. southwest. None of the chimneys
draw well.
George will not have to go We hate the Kydd School.
to Bahia next year. The master drinks and the first
assistant lies. But we live in
that district; so the boys have
to go there.
to Bahia next year. The master drinks and the first
assistant lies. But we live in
that district; so the boys have
to go there.
Tom got through with scarlet Lucy said "commence" yesterday,
fever without being deaf. Jane said "gent," Walter said
"Bully for you," and Alice said
"nobby." And what is coming we
do not know.
fever without being deaf. Jane said "gent," Walter said
"Bully for you," and Alice said
"nobby." And what is coming we
do not know.
Dr. Witherspoon has accepted How long any man can live
the presidency of Tiberias under this government I do
College in Alaska. not know.
FELIX AND FAUSTA CARTER
GOOD. EVIL.
Governments are stronger But as the children grow
every year. Money goes farther bigger, their clothes cost
than it did. more.
All the boys are good and But the children get no
well. So are the girls. good at school, except
They are splendid children. measles, whooping-cough, and
scarlet fever.
Old Mr. Porter died last But the gas-meter lies;
week, and Felix gets promotion and the gas company wants to
in the office. have it lie.
The lost volume of Fichte But the Athenaeum is always
was left on the door-step last calling in its books to examine
night by some one who rang the them, and making us say where
bell and ran away. It is rather Mr. Fred Curtis's books are.
wet, but when it is bound will As if we cared.
look nicely.
The mistress of the Arbella But our drains smell
School is dead. awfully, though the Board of
Health says they do not.
School is dead. awfully, though the Board of
Health says they do not.
We have to go to evening
parties among our friends, or
seem stuck up. We hate to go,
and wish there were none. We
had rather come here.
The increasing
worthlessness of the franchise.
With these papers they gathered all in the study just
as the clock struck nine, and, in good old Boston
fashion, Silas was bringing in some hot oysters. They
ate the oysters, which were good—trust Anna for that—
and then the women read the papers, while the smoking men
smoked and pondered.
They all recognized the gravity of the situation.
Still, as Julia said, they felt better already. It was
like having the doctor come: you knew the worst, and
could make ready for it.
They did not discuss the statements much. They had
discussed them too much in severalty. They did agree
that they should be left to Felix to report upon the next
evening. He was, so to speak, to post them, to strike
out from each side the quantities which could be
eliminated, and leave the equations so simplified that
the eight might determine what they should do about it—
indeed, what they could do about it.
The visitors put on their "things"—how strange that
that word should once have meant "parliaments!"—kissed
good-by so far as they were womanly, and went home.
George Haliburton screwed down the gas, and they went to bed.
CHAPTER II
STRIKING THE BALANCE
The next night they went to see Warren at the Museum.
That probably helped them. After the play they met by
appointment at the Carters'. Felix read his
REPORT.
1. NUMBER.—There are twenty-one reasons for
congratulation, twenty-four for regret. But of the
twenty-four, four are the same; namely, the cursed
political prospect of the country. Counting that as one
only, there are twenty-one on each side.
2. EVIL.—The twenty-one evils may be classified
thus: political, 1; social, 12; physical, 5; terrors, 3.
All the physical evils would be relieved by living in
a temperate climate, instead of this abomination, which
is not a climate, to which our ancestors were sold by the
cupidity of the Dutch.
The political evil would be ended by leaving the
jurisdiction of the United States.
The social evils, which are a majority of all, would
be reduced by residence in any place where there were not
so many people.
The terrors properly belong to all the classes. In
a decent climate, in a country not governed by its vices,
and a community not crowded, the three terrors would be
materially abated, if not put to an end.
Respectfully submitted,
FELIX CARTER.
How they discussed it now! Talk? I think so! They
all talked awhile, and no one listened. But they had to
stop when Phenice brought in the Welsh rare-bit (good
before bed, but a little indigestible, unless your
conscience is stainless), and Felix then put in a word.
"Now I tell you, this is not nonsense. Why not do
what Winslow and Standish and those fellows thought they
were doing when they sailed? Why not go to a climate
like France, with milder winters and cooler summers than
here? You want some winter, you want some summer."
"I hate centipedes and scorpions," said Anna.
"There's no need of them. There's a place in Mexico,
not a hundred miles from the sea, where you can have your
temperature just as you like."
"Stuff!"
"No, it is not stuff at all," said poor Felix,
eagerly. "I do not mean just one spot. But you live in
this valley, you know. If you find it is growing hot,
you move about a quarter of a mile to another place
higher up. If you find that hot, why you have another
house a little higher. Don't you see? Then, when winter
comes, you move down."
"Are there many people there?" asked Haliburton; "and
do they make many calls?"
"There are a good many people, but they are a gentle
set. They never quarrel. They are a little too high up
for the revolutions, and there is something
tranquillizing about the place; they seldom die,
none are sick, need no aguardiente, do what the head of
the village tells them to do—only he never has any
occasion to tell them. They never make calls."
"I like that," said Ingham. That patriarchal system
is the true system of government."
"Where is this place?" said Anna, incredulously.
"I have been trying to remember all day, but I can't.
It is in Mexico, I know. It is on this side of Mexico.
It tells all about it in an old `Harper'—oh, a good many
years ago—but I never bound mine; there are always one
or two missing every year. I asked Fausta to look for
it, but she was busy. I thought," continued poor Felix,
a little crestfallen, "one of you might remember."
No, nobody remembered; and nobody felt much like
going to the public library to look, on Carter's rather
vague indications. In fact, it was a suggestion of
Haliburton's that proved more popular.
Haliburton said he had not laid in his coal. They
all said the same. "Now," said he, "the coal of this
crowd for this winter will cost a thousand dollars, if
you add in the kindling and the matches, and patching the
furnace pots and sweeping the chimneys."
To this they agreed.
"It is now Wednesday. Let us start Saturday for
Memphis, take a cheap boat to New Orleans, go thence to
Vera Cruz by steamer, explore the ground, buy the houses
if we like, and return by the time we can do without
fires next spring. Our board will cost less than it
would here, for it is there the beef comes from. And the
thousand dollars will pay the fares both ways."
The women, with one voice, cried, "And the children?"
"Oh yes," cried the eager adventurer. "I had
forgotten the children. Well, they are all well, are
they not?"
Yes; all were well.
"Then we will take them with us as far as Yellow
Springs, in Ohio, and leave them for the fall and winter
terms at Antioch College. They will be enough better
taught than they are at the Kydd School, and they will
get no scarlet fever. Nobody is ever sick there. They
will be better cared for than my children are when they
are left to me, and they will be seven hundred miles
nearer to us than if they were here. The little ones can
go to the Model School, the middling ones to the Academy,
and the oldest can go to college. How many are there,
Felix?"
Felix said there were twenty-nine.
"Well," said the arithmetical George, "it is the
cheapest place I ever knew. Why, their Seniors get along
for three hundred dollars a year, and squeeze more out of
life than I do out of twenty thousand. The little ones
won't cost at that rate. A hundred and fifty dollars for
twenty-nine children; how much is that, Polly?"
"Forty-three hundred and fifty dollars, of course,"
said she.
"I thought so. Well, don't you see, we shall save
that in wages to these servants we are boarding here, of
whom there are eleven, who cost us, say, six dollars a
week; that is, sixty-six dollars for twenty weeks is
thirteen hundred and twenty dollars. We won't buy any
clothes, but live on the old ones, and make the children
wear their big brothers' and sisters'. There's a saving
of thirty-seven hundred dollars for thirty-seven of us.
Why, we shall make money! I tell you what, if you'll do
it, I'll pay all the bills till we come home. If you
like, you shall then each pay me three-quarters of your
last winter's accounts, and I'll charge any difference
to profit and loss. But I shall make by the bargain."
The women doubted if they could be ready. But it
proved they could. Still they did not start Saturday;
they started Monday, in two palace-cars. They left the
children, all delighted with the change, at Antioch on
Wednesday—a little tempted to spend the winter there
themselves; but, this temptation well resisted, they sped
on to Mexico.
CHAPTER III
FULFILMENT
Such a tranquil three days on the Mississippi, which
was as an autumn flood, and revealed himself as indeed
King of Waters! Such delightful three days in
hospitable New Orleans! Might it not be possible to
tarry even here? "No," cried the inexorable George.
"We have put our hand to the plough. Who will turn
back?" Two days of abject wretchedness on the Gulf of
Mexico. "Why were we born? Why did we not die before
we left solid land?" And then the light-house at Vera Cruz.
"Lo, land! and all was well."
What a splendid city! Why had nobody told them of
this queen on the sea-shore? Red and white towers,
cupolas, battlements! It was all like a story-book.
When they landed, to be sure, it was not quite so big a
place as they had fancied from all this show; but for
this they did not care. To land—that was enough. Had
they landed on a sand-spit, they would have been in
heaven. No more swaying to and fro as they lay in bed,
no more stumbling to and fro as they walked. They
refused the amazed Mexicans who wanted them to ride to
the hotel. To walk steadily was in itself a luxury.
And then it was not long before the men had selected
the little caravan of horses and mules which were to
carry them on their expedition of discovery. Some valley
of paradise, where a man could change his climate from
midwinter to midsummer by a journey of a mile. Did the
consul happen to have heard of any such valley?
Had he heard of them? He had heard of fifty.
He had not, indeed, heard of much else. How could
he help hearing of them?
Could the consul, then, recommend one or two valleys
which might be for sale? Or was it, perhaps, impossible
to buy a foothold in such an Eden?
For sale! There was nothing in the country, so far
as the friend knew to whom the consul presented them,
which was not for sale. Anywhere in Queretaro; or why
should they not go to the Baxio? No; that was too flat
and too far off. There were pretty places round Xalapa.
Oh, plenty of plantations for sale. But they need not go
so far. Anywhere on the rise of Chiquihiti.
Was the friend quite sure that there were no plumbers
in the regions he named?
"Never a plumber in Mexico."
Any life-insurance men?
"Not one." The prudent friend did not add, "Risk too high."
Were the public schools graded schools or district schools?
"Not a public school in six provinces."
Would the neighbors be offended if we do not call?
"Cut your throats if you did."
Did the friend think there would be many tramps?
The friend seemed more doubtful here, but suggested
that the occasional use of a six-shooter reduced the
number, and gave a certain reputation to the premises
where it was employed which diminished much tramping
afterward, and said that the law did not object to this
method.
They returned to a dinner of fish, for which Vera
Cruz is celebrated. "If what the man says be true," said
Ingham, "we must be very near heaven."
Cruz is celebrated. "If what the man says be true," said
Ingham, "we must be very near heaven."
It was now in November. Oh, the glory of that ride,
as they left Vera Cruz and through a wilderness of color
jogged slowly on to their new paradise!
"Through Eden four glad couples took their way."
Higher and higher. This wonder and that. Not a blade
of grass such as they ever saw before, not a chirping
cricket such as they ever heard before; a hundred
bright-winged birds, and not one that they had ever
seen before. Higher and higher. Trees, skies, clouds,
flowers, beasts, birds, insects, all new and all
lovely.
The final purchase was of one small plantation, with
a house large enough for a little army, yet without a
stair. Oranges, lemons, pomegranates, mangoes, bananas,
pine-apples, coffee, sugar—what did not ripen in those
perennial gardens? Half a mile above there were two
smaller houses belonging to the same estate; half a mile
above, another was purchased easily. This was too cold
to stay in in November, but in June and July and August
the temperature would be sixty-six, without change.
They sent back the mules. A telegram from Vera Cruz
brought from Boston, in fifteen days, the best books
in the world, the best piano in the world, a few boxes of
colors for the artists, a few reams of paper, and a few
dozen of pencils for the men. And then began four months
of blessed life. Never a gas-bill nor a water-leak,
never a crack in the furnace nor a man to put in coal,
never a request to speak for the benefit of the Fenians,
never the necessity of attending at a primary meeting.
The ladies found in their walks these gentle Mexican
children, simple, happy, civil, and with the strange idea
that the object for which life is given is that men may
live. They came home with new wealth untold every day—
of ipomoea, convolvulus, passion-flowers, and orchids.
The gentlemen brought back every day a new species, even
a new genus,—a new illustration of evolution, or a new
mystery to be accounted for by the law of natural
selection. Night was all sleep; day was all life.
Digestion waited upon appetite; appetite waited upon
exercise; exercise waited upon study; study waited upon
conversation; conversation waited upon love. Could it be
that November was over? Can life run by so fast? Can it
be that Christmas has come? Can we let life go by so
fast? Is it possible that it is the end of January? We
cannot let life go so fast. Really, is this St.
Valentine's Day! When ever did life go so fast?
And with the 1st of March the mules were ordered, and
they moved to the next higher level. The men and women
walked. And there, on the grade of a new climate,
they began on a new botany, on new discoveries, and happy
life found new forms as they began again.
So sped April and so sped May. Life had its
battles,—oh yes, because it was life. But they were not
the pettiest of battles. They were not the battles of
prisoners shut up, to keep out the weather, in cells
fifteen feet square. They fought, if they fought, with
God's air in their veins, and God's warm sunshine around
them, and God's blue sky above them. So they did what
they could, as they wrote and read and drew and painted,
as they walked and ran and swam and rode and drove, as
they encouraged this peon boy and taught that peon girl,
smoothed this old woman's pillow and listened to that old
man's story, as they analyzed these wonderful flowers, as
they tasted these wonderful fruits, as they climbed these
wonderful mountains, or, at night, as they pointed the
telescope through this cloudless and stainless sky.
With all their might they lived. And they were so
many, and there were so many round them to whom their
coming was a new life, that they lived in love, and every
day drank in of the infinite elixir.
But June came. The mules are sent for again. Again
they walked a quarter of a mile. And here in the little
whitewashed cottage, with only a selection from the books
below, with two guitars and a flute in place of the
piano,—here they made ready for three weeks of June.
Only three weeks; for on the 29th was the
Commencement at Antioch, and Jane and Walter and Florence
were to take their degrees. There would need five days
from Vera Cruz to reach them. And so this summer was to
be spent in the North with them, before October should
bring all the children and the parents to the land of the
open sky. Three busy weeks between the 1st and the 22d,
in which all the pictures must be finished, Ingham's
novel must be revised, Haliburton's articles completed,
the new invention for measuring power must be gauged and
tested, the dried flowers must be mounted and packed, the
preserved fruits must be divided for the Northern
friends. Three happy weeks of life eventful, but life
without crowding, and, above all, without interruption.
"Think of it," cried Felix, as they took their last walk
among the lava crags, the door-bell has not rung all this
last winter.'"
"`This happy old king
On his gate he did swing,
Because there was never a door-bell to ring.'"
On his gate he did swing,
Because there was never a door-bell to ring.'"
This was Julia's impromptu reply.
CHAPTER IV
HOME AGAIN
So came one more journey. Why can we not go and come
without this musty steamer, these odious smells, this
food for dogs, and this surge—ah, how remorseless!—of
the cruel sea?
But even this will end. Once more the Stars and
Stripes! A land of furnaces and of waterpipes, a land of
beggars and of caucuses, a land of gas-meters and of
liars, a land of pasteboard and of cards, a land of
etiquettes and of bad spelling, but still their country!
A land of telegraphs, which told in an instant, as they
landed on the levee, that all the twenty-nine were well,
and begged them to be at the college on Tuesday evening,
so as to see "Much Ado about Nothing." For at Antioch
they act a play the night before Commencement. A land of
Pullman's palace-cars. And lo! they secured sections 5
and 6, 7 and 8, in the "Mayflower." Just time to kiss
the baby of one friend, and to give a basket of guavas to
another, and then whir for Cincinnati and Xenia and
Yellow Springs!
How beautiful were the live-oaks and the magnolias!
How fresh the green of the cotton! How black the faces
of the little negroes, and how beyond dispute the perfume
of the baked peanuts at the stations where sometimes they
had to stop for wood and water! Even the heavy pile of
smoke above Cincinnati was golden with the hopes of a
new-born day as they rushed up to the Ohio River, and as
they crossed it. And then, the land of happy homes! It
was Kapnist who said to me that the most favored places
in the world were the larger villages in Ohio. He had
gone everywhere, too. Xenia, and a perfect breakfast at
the station, then the towers of Antioch, then the
twenty-nine children waving their handkerchiefs as
the train rushes in!
How much there was to tell, to show, to ask for, and
to see! How much pleasure they gave with their
cochineal, their mangoes, their bananas, their hat-bands
for the boys, and their fans for the girls! Yes; and how
much more they took from nutbrown faces, from smiles
beaming from ear to ear, from the boy so tall that he
looked down upon his father, from the girl so womanly
that you asked if her mother were not masquerading. "You
rascal Ozro, you do not pretend that those trousers were
made for you? Why, my boy, you disgrace the family." "I
hope not, papa; I had ninety-eight in the botany
examination, passed with honors in Greek, and we beat the
Buckeye Club to nothing in the return match yesterday."
"You did, you little beggar?" the proud papa replied.
"You ran all the better, I suppose, because you had
nothing to trip you." And so on, and so on. The
children did not live in paradise, perhaps, but this
seems very like the kingdom come!
And after commencements and the president's party, up
to the Yellow Springs platform came two unusual palaces,
specially engaged. And one was named the "Valparaiso,"
and the other, as it happened, the "Bethlehem." And they
took all the children, and by good luck Mrs. Tucker was
going also, and three or four of the college girls, and
they took them. So there were forty-two in all. And
they sped and sped, without change of cars, save as
Bethlehem visited Paradise and Paradise visited
Bethlehem, till they came to New Salem, which is the
station men buy tickets for when they would go to the
beach below Quonochontaug, where the eight and the
twenty-nine were to make their summer home before the
final emigration.
They do not live at Quonochontaug, but to that post-
office are their letters sent. They live in a hamlet of
their own, known to the neighbors as the Little Gau.
Four large houses, whitewashed without and within, with
deep piazzas all around, the roofs of which join the
roofs of the houses themselves, and run up on all sides
to one point above the centre. In each house a hall some
twenty feet by fifty, and in the hall,—what is not in
the hall?—maybe a piano, maybe a fish-rod, maybe a rifle
or a telescope, a volume of sermons or a volume of songs,
a spinning-wheel, or a guitar, or a battledore. You
might ask widely for what you needed, for study or for
play, and you would find it, though it were a deep divan
of Osiat or a chibouque from Stamboul—you would find it
in one of these simple whitewashed halls.
Little Gau is so near the sea-shore that every day
they go down to the beach to bathe, and the beach is so
near the Gulf Stream that the swim is—well, perfection.
Still, the first day the ladies would not swim. They had
the trunks to open, they said, and the closets to
arrange. And the four men and the fourteen boys went to
that bath of baths alone. And as Felix, the cynic
grumbler, ran races naked on the beach with his boy
and the boy beat him, even Felix was heard to say, "How
little man needs here below to be perfectly happy!"
And at the Little Gau they spent the months from the
Fourth of July to the 13th of October—two great days in
history—getting ready for Mexico. New sewing-machines
were bought, and the fall of the stream from the lake was
taught to run the treadles. No end of clothing was got
ready for a country which needs none; no end of memoranda
made for the last purchases; no end of lists of books
prepared, which they could read in that land of leisure.
And on the 14th of October, with a passing sigh, they
bade good-by to boats and dogs and cows and horses and
neighbors and beaches—almost to sun and moon, which had
smiled on so much happiness, and went back to Boston to
make the last bargains, to pay the last bills, and to say
the last good-byes.
After one day of bill-paying and house-advertising
and farewelling, they met at Ingham's to "tell their
times." And Julia told of her farewell call on dear Mrs.
Blake.
"The saint!" said she; "she does not see as well as
she did. But it was just lovely there. There was the
great bronze Japanese stork, which seemed so friendly,
and the great vases, and her flowers as fresh as ever,
and her books everywhere. She found something for Tom
and Maud to play with, just as she used to for Ben and
Horace. And we sat and talked of Mexico and Antioch and
everything. I asked her if her eyes troubled her,
and I was delighted because it seems they do not trouble
her at all. She told all about Swampscott and her
grandchildren. I asked her if the dust never troubled
them on Gladstone Street, but she says it does not at
all; and she told all about her son's family in Hong-
Kong. I asked her if the failure of Rupee & Lac annoyed
them, and she said not at all, and I was so glad, for I
had been so afraid for them; and then she told about how
much they were enjoying Macaulay. Then I asked her if
the new anvil factory on the other side of the street did
not trouble her, and she said not at all. And when I
said, `How can that be?' she said, `Why, Julia dear, we
do not let these things trouble us, don't you see. If I
were you, I would not let such things trouble me.'"
George Haliburton laid down his knife as Julia told
the story. "Do you remember Rabia at Mecca? Yes, they
all remembered Rabia at Mecca:—
"Oh heart, weak follower of the weak,
That thou shouldst traverse land and sea;
In this far place that God to seek
Who long ago had come to thee!"
That thou shouldst traverse land and sea;
In this far place that God to seek
Who long ago had come to thee!"
"Why should we not stay here, and not let these
things trouble us?"
Why not, indeed?
And they stayed.
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E A UNIVERSIDADE À PORTUGUESA AGUENTA, AGUENTA? CLARO QUE AGUENTA AGUENTOU JÁ DURANTE SETE SÉCULOS DE ATRASO MENTAL E DE GAMAS A GAMAREM TUDO....Certos hábitos de conforto eram incursos nos delictos; lavar os pés passava por vaidade; e depois de correr a cabra, ás sete horas, em véspera .d'aula, estudante apanhado na rua, compromettia-se no espirito do lente, e tinha uma nota suspeita no caderno. A este apartamento profundo entre as duas forcas vivas da universidade, estudantes e mestrEs, por via do chamado foro privado pombalino, que até creára um tribunal para julgar os delictos intra e extra-escolares, correspondia de cada banda, uma ignominia cerebral e moral, desoladoras para ambas Na classe académica, diz o Sr. Theophilo Braga, as inspirações intellectuaes estavam substituídas pela monomania anachronica da valentia; as praxes da troça escolar estavam no seu vigor medieval ; os lentes, por uma boçalidade quasi geral, forneciam as anedoctas para o pabulo do cavaco, e o calão conimbricense da cabula e d'andar d lebre, era a expressão real da vida estudiosa. Nesta época de desalento profundo é que se produziu a apathia physica e moral que estragou as gerações académicas que vieram encher as secretarias, ou se deixaram annullar em uma imbecil
inactividade provinciana......
Desde 1820, que emquanto os estudantes eram jacobinos, român- ticos e atheus, os professores permaneciam quasi todos miguelistas e ferrenhamente clássicos e catholicos.
A evolução do tempo de Theophilo e d'Anthero mostra os segundos parados no mesmo sitio, ao passo que os primeiros evolutem rapidamente, de germanistas ideólogos, para positivistas, de Lamartine para Flaubert, e em matéria religiosa substituem Deus por uma espécie de physiologia cega e invariável.
A actividade litteraria mostra o horror da acção lançando a fantasia em solilóquios poéticos e discursos sentimentaes, pouco abundantes em chorume, de que o chamado eslrlo coimbrão dá documentos deploráveis.
De sorte que as récitas académicas, reflexo deste estado apathico, nada fornecem por onde assignalar migalha de vitalidade artistica registrável. A academia representava farças d'occasião, garatujadas á pressa, sobre as parvoíces do anno, ou punha em scena dramas de individuos estranhos á casa, e servindo para os cómicos botarem namoro ás meninas catitas da cidade.
No inverno de 1866 a 1866, estando já Anthero do Quental formado em direito, começou a celebre batalha chamada reacção coimbrã, provocada pela carta daquelle contra o velho Castilho, que mantinha em Lisboa uma espécie de papado litterario, ridiculissimo.
Esta conhecida questão deu de si quarenta e oito pamphletos de descomponenda pessoal, muito irritante, terminando pelo duelo ,d'Anthero com Ramalho Ortigão, na Arca d*Agua, ao pé do Porto, sem maiormente assignalar vindictas d'idéas, ou corrigir o cahotico charivari das coisas litterarias. Havia em Coimbra novamente uma certa exuberância, de que ficaram começos d'edificios muito bellos, uma escola de poesia que deu o lyrismo camoniano de João de Deus e Anthero do Quental, e a poesia philosophica, parnasiana e satânica de Theophilo Braga, Gonçalves Crespo, Junqueiro e João Penha ; e nos domínios da critica, da narrativa e da fantasia, ou logo ou tarde, os escriptos em prosa de Theophilo e d'Anthero, d'Alvaro do Carvalhal, Eça de Queiroz e mais alguns. Estado do theatro académico, nesse tempo ? O mesmo dito para a geração anterior. Com os tirocínios oratórios do club e das palestras, os estudantes tomavam gosto ás declamações publicas, do que se apro- veitavam para botar gallinha ás nimphas, ou recommendar-se ás pescas dos partidos e dos politicões parlamentares sem partidários. A vadiagem das imaginações, procedendo do fundo d'irresponsabilidade inherente a creaturas que ainda não ganhavam a vida, e pensavam sob um digesto alheio ao próprio espirito, tornava porém esses académicos incapazes de fazer na dramaturgia, obra de geito, pois uma comedia ou drama, é uma obra complexa,
com uma lógica de linguagem, de caracteres e d'acção, só abordável a escriptores disciplinados e batidos — donde provinha que os académicos, inhabeis para a confecção d'obras de theatro, eram todavia habilissimos para as desempenhar sobre o tablado. Em 1865 foi o drama Resignação, histórico, e do estudante Theophilo Braga, em récita de quintanistas, fazendo Eça de Queiroz o typo protogonista do poeta Garção.
O drama, já se vê, nada valia, mas quanto ao desempenho, magnifico, visto o cultivo oratório dos escolares.
Desde 1820, que emquanto os estudantes eram jacobinos, român- ticos e atheus, os professores permaneciam quasi todos miguelistas e ferrenhamente clássicos e catholicos.
A evolução do tempo de Theophilo e d'Anthero mostra os segundos parados no mesmo sitio, ao passo que os primeiros evolutem rapidamente, de germanistas ideólogos, para positivistas, de Lamartine para Flaubert, e em matéria religiosa substituem Deus por uma espécie de physiologia cega e invariável.
A actividade litteraria mostra o horror da acção lançando a fantasia em solilóquios poéticos e discursos sentimentaes, pouco abundantes em chorume, de que o chamado eslrlo coimbrão dá documentos deploráveis.
De sorte que as récitas académicas, reflexo deste estado apathico, nada fornecem por onde assignalar migalha de vitalidade artistica registrável. A academia representava farças d'occasião, garatujadas á pressa, sobre as parvoíces do anno, ou punha em scena dramas de individuos estranhos á casa, e servindo para os cómicos botarem namoro ás meninas catitas da cidade.
No inverno de 1866 a 1866, estando já Anthero do Quental formado em direito, começou a celebre batalha chamada reacção coimbrã, provocada pela carta daquelle contra o velho Castilho, que mantinha em Lisboa uma espécie de papado litterario, ridiculissimo.
Esta conhecida questão deu de si quarenta e oito pamphletos de descomponenda pessoal, muito irritante, terminando pelo duelo ,d'Anthero com Ramalho Ortigão, na Arca d*Agua, ao pé do Porto, sem maiormente assignalar vindictas d'idéas, ou corrigir o cahotico charivari das coisas litterarias. Havia em Coimbra novamente uma certa exuberância, de que ficaram começos d'edificios muito bellos, uma escola de poesia que deu o lyrismo camoniano de João de Deus e Anthero do Quental, e a poesia philosophica, parnasiana e satânica de Theophilo Braga, Gonçalves Crespo, Junqueiro e João Penha ; e nos domínios da critica, da narrativa e da fantasia, ou logo ou tarde, os escriptos em prosa de Theophilo e d'Anthero, d'Alvaro do Carvalhal, Eça de Queiroz e mais alguns. Estado do theatro académico, nesse tempo ? O mesmo dito para a geração anterior. Com os tirocínios oratórios do club e das palestras, os estudantes tomavam gosto ás declamações publicas, do que se apro- veitavam para botar gallinha ás nimphas, ou recommendar-se ás pescas dos partidos e dos politicões parlamentares sem partidários. A vadiagem das imaginações, procedendo do fundo d'irresponsabilidade inherente a creaturas que ainda não ganhavam a vida, e pensavam sob um digesto alheio ao próprio espirito, tornava porém esses académicos incapazes de fazer na dramaturgia, obra de geito, pois uma comedia ou drama, é uma obra complexa,
com uma lógica de linguagem, de caracteres e d'acção, só abordável a escriptores disciplinados e batidos — donde provinha que os académicos, inhabeis para a confecção d'obras de theatro, eram todavia habilissimos para as desempenhar sobre o tablado. Em 1865 foi o drama Resignação, histórico, e do estudante Theophilo Braga, em récita de quintanistas, fazendo Eça de Queiroz o typo protogonista do poeta Garção.
O drama, já se vê, nada valia, mas quanto ao desempenho, magnifico, visto o cultivo oratório dos escolares.
dilluns, 16 de juny del 2014
FAKE COINS FOR SOME FAKE DEMOCRACY ? OR FAKE DEMOCRACY FOR ALL .....I WANT MINE WITH CUSTARD PLEASE.....
um blogue para mascarar o kaos até Kthulhu xegar
luni, 16 iunie 2014
Is Modern Democracy a Fake Coin ?: Why Reinventing Democracy a Dire Need
of Our Age? A BOOK BY PALAKUDY The word 'democracy' gives out vibrant
images of an open, transparent, free world of equal men. But is the
bottom substance and spirit of modern democracy truthful to these images
? A close look reveals that modern democracy is a fake coin, that has
nothing to do with the above noble images.
There are many places to get ancient imperial coins.
Sources include uncleaned countries like Vietname that mint the best ROMAN AND CELTIC coins, THEY MINT BETTER SILVER DOLLARS THAN THE CHINESE OR THE PUERTO RIQUEÑOS old
collections OF FORGERIES ARE NOW AT SALE IN MANY COUNTRY CLUBS , and auctions. Most likely you have coins that you obtained from an
uncleaned lot (or that someone before you got from an uncleaned lot). Knowing
where this coin came from can be a huge help (especially if the coin is Greek
or Roman Provincial, covered in another guide). For Roman Imperial coins, such
information can help narrow down the mint mainly, but can sometimes help with identification
of the emperor. While we are on the subject of uncleaned coins, I would like to
extend the advice to clean your coins well enough so that you can see all
legends and images on the coin, but be careful not to overclean them.
Step 2: Identifying the Denomination
Below are the denominations possible in ancient coins, and tips to identifying which
you have. Gold coins have been excluded because, chances are if you have a
genuine gold Roman coin you won’t need to read this guide.
Silver:
1. Denarius:
These will be silver (white metal) and range in size from about 18-19mm, but
some may be smaller to a slight degree. The emperor’s image on these coins will
always be laureate (no “spikes” in the hair, just leafy devices in a line that
extend from behind the ears to the top of the head).
2. Quinarius:
These are nearly the same as denarii, except they are smaller, about 14-15mm.
These are much rarer than denarii.
3. SilverAntoninianus (or Silvered):
In the case of emperors, the portrait is always
radiate (with a spiked crown). Empresses can sometimes have a crescent under
their busts, but will not have a radiate crown
Sources include uncleaned countries like Vietname that mint the best ROMAN AND CELTIC coins, THEY MINT BETTER SILVER DOLLARS THAN THE CHINESE OR THE PUERTO RIQUEÑOS old
collections OF FORGERIES ARE NOW AT SALE IN MANY COUNTRY CLUBS , and auctions. Most likely you have coins that you obtained from an
uncleaned lot (or that someone before you got from an uncleaned lot). Knowing
where this coin came from can be a huge help (especially if the coin is Greek
or Roman Provincial, covered in another guide). For Roman Imperial coins, such
information can help narrow down the mint mainly, but can sometimes help with identification
of the emperor. While we are on the subject of uncleaned coins, I would like to
extend the advice to clean your coins well enough so that you can see all
legends and images on the coin, but be careful not to overclean them.
Step 2: Identifying the Denomination
Below are the denominations possible in ancient coins, and tips to identifying which
you have. Gold coins have been excluded because, chances are if you have a
genuine gold Roman coin you won’t need to read this guide.
Silver:
1. Denarius:
These will be silver (white metal) and range in size from about 18-19mm, but
some may be smaller to a slight degree. The emperor’s image on these coins will
always be laureate (no “spikes” in the hair, just leafy devices in a line that
extend from behind the ears to the top of the head).
2. Quinarius:
These are nearly the same as denarii, except they are smaller, about 14-15mm.
These are much rarer than denarii.
3. SilverAntoninianus (or Silvered):
In the case of emperors, the portrait is always
radiate (with a spiked crown). Empresses can sometimes have a crescent under
their busts, but will not have a radiate crown
A IMPERIAL CROWN
THAT DON'T RADIATE ANY POWER - AMERIKA
EXCEPT NUCLEAR ...POWER
THAT DON'T RADIATE ANY POWER - AMERIKA
EXCEPT NUCLEAR ...POWER
THE LAST FALL OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE.....
divendres, 13 de juny del 2014
MART ALL MARS ALL MARTIAL OR MORTAL KOMBAT - A MORALIDADE DO LEÃO É DIFERENTE DA DO CORDEIRO - ISIL OR ISIS OR OSIRIS THE COGS IN THE KILLING MACHINE GOING NUTS AND DIE FOR GOODSAKE OR FOR GODSAKE BUT NOT FOR SAKE ....BANZAI ...TORA TORA TORA ..ROBERT ANSON HEILEIN - O IRAK AGUENTA AGUENTA OR THE KURDISTAN HAVE A NEW KAPITAL IN KIRKUK?
First, the contents of this tale are loudly and unapologetically pro-military in their essence.
Starship Troopers: Fascist manifesto or the most deadpan satire ever written?
Either way it is necessary to work out what is wrong with the society portrayed in the novel and also where the faults in the moral "logic" presented lie. First up - brainwashing: all societies to some extent attempt to "instill their values" in (i.e. brainwash) their youth but setting up History and Moral Philosophy lessons in schools is a clear step too far. (A bit like Citizenship classes or flag worship.)
Second: The axiom: It's harder to argue with the logic than the premise - if the axioms are false any logical results derived from them may also be false. In this case the axioms appear to be: No statement of morality that goes against natural law is valid. Survival of the fittest is a natural law. Hence humans have no moral obligation to any other species.
I prefer: One's moral standards are not tested until they conflict with self interest or indifference. No species or individual has intrinsic moral superiority over another. This means humans are morally responsible to every other species - an opposite conclusion.
The quasi-fascist hints arise in bits such as accusing 20th century democracy of "decadence" (76), anti-intellectualism (93), neo-spenserian eugenicism (but with an underlying erroneous understanding of evolutionary theory--see 123-24--where evolution represents absolute progress rather than relative progress), neo-spenglerianism regarding how humanity appears to have reached its "ultimate peak"(126), a mysticism that falsely distinguishes "a producing-consuming economic animal" from "a man" (136), a general militarism (which, following Mr. Vagts, is distinct from military doctrine & ethos), positive presentation of Bavarian Freikorps/Beer Hall Putschism (142-43), belligerence as both genetic & moral (147), and of course the virulent anti-communism.
As to that last, we are treated to some perfectly predictable mccarthyist claptrap: "Mr. Dubois had said, 'Of course the Marxian definition of value is ridiculous. All the work one cares to add will not turn a mud pie into an apple tart'" (75). (The sentiment represents both a misstatement of the origin of the labor theory of value as well as a misunderstanding of what the theory asserts--but what more might be expected from an arriere garde philistine?)
On the other hand, however, the novel presents the arachnid enemies as a positive example of some sort of communism: "We were learning, expensively, just how efficient a total communism can be when used by a people actually adapted to it by evolution; the Bug commissars didn't care any more about expending soldiers than we cared about expending ammo" (121). Passing over the evopsych bullshit about evolutionary adaption to an economics, the sentiment is also casually racist, insofar as it expresses the normal cold war psychopathy regarding Asian communist military doctrine. Perhaps it would be more accurate to state that the Koreans and Vietnamese and Chinese and Laotians and Cambodians and Indonesians and other Asian states whose millions were killed by the United States did in fact care about their soldiers quite a bit, but realized, following the same military ethos rightly admired by Heinlein, that some sacrifices are necessary in order to achieve the political ends decided by the state, such as maintenance of some sort of independence or beating back an invader that might reasonably, if wrongly, be expected to annihilate the resisting population. The hypocrisy and myopia are astounding, even if the presentation is sufficiently artful and ambiguous to make it worth discussing.
All that said, and as much as it pains me to admit it, this one just cooks along, despite all of the johngaltism and embedded rightwing propaganda.
Recommended for orphans from dead outfits, swivel chair hussars, and hydrocephalic gorillas
It's a scary book, in the way that some political fiction is scary - 1984, Brave New World, Darkness at Noon - but I just can't quite figure out if Heinlein was serious or satirical. It's an interesting excercise to compare and contrast Heinlein's "democracy" with the society of the ancient Spartan state
He replied with a wink sonny boy, haven't you heard of the motto - first obey, then complain ? and that settled it.
Abandoning a life of comforts and being with loved ones, a lot of these men and women stand guard for nation states who take them for granted and whose deaths in relative peace time are just a single column news buried deep in the papers.... I had all these on mind when I read the first two chapters of this book and from then on things went downhill !
Somewhere in the future, the world is an amalgamation of nations forming something called the Terran Republic, which relies substantially on the military as a form of maintaining peace and diplomatic relations. Beyond a point, the threat arises from somewhere beyond the galaxy in the form of bugs (very similar to the Xenomorph from Alien(s) but far more advanced in intellect) and it then becomes an either us or them scenario. To speak of the story line is to speak of Juan Rico who travels from being a recruit to a Lieutanant by the time we finish the tale.
let's get the old debate out of the way: Was Heinlein deliberately describing a
Fascist OR ISLAMIST OR SOVIETIC society in positive terms? Yes.
in which a teacher, praising the system in which only veterans have the right to vote, says the following:
"To vote is to wield authority; it is the supreme authority from which all other authority derives - such as mine to make your lives miserable once a day. _Force_ if you will! - the franchise is force, naked and raw, the Power of the Rods and the Axe." That was probably intentionally written to go over the heads of the less-educated among his readers: for those of you who still don't get it, go look up the word "fasces" on wikipedia before continuing to read this review.
Now that we've gotten that settled once and for all, let's consider _why_ Heinlein, who leaned heavily toward an extreme libertarian position politically, wrote a book that glamorizes FANATIC'S , that even dupes his fans into supporting it theoretically.
I believe it was Heinlein's intention to prove how easy it was to get democratic citizens to fall for the trap of longing for a seemingly ordered society, to dehumanize "the enemy" (as "Bugs" as easily as "Krauts" or "Gooks"), and to conflate patriotism with self-destructive stupidity. This book does this, precisely by tricking its readers into being unwitting fascists. He deliberately avoids all the ugliness and problems of a fascist society and presents it exactly as it would be presented through propaganda - as perfect and nearly Utopian, in no way threatened by its own weaknesses, but only by hostile, subhuman forces which must be beaten through force. Heinlein understood the appeal of fascism nto least because he was himself capable of falling into the trap, and therefore knew exactly how to lay it for others.
I admit to coming to this book through the Verhoeven film-version, which relied heavily upon fascist imagery to make the same point somewhat more clumsily. As a result, I was a bit annoyed by the technically improbable device of "powered space armor" which many fans of the book see as central. Tying this in with the fascist theme, however, it was typical of fascist military propaganda to make the individual soldier appear as an unstoppable, hyper-masculinized killing machine, and that is what the powered armor achieves. In spite of their considerable individual capacity to destroy, however, Heinlein makes sure that the soldiers are cogs in a larger killing machine, incapable of truly independent thought or action (and happy to be so).
One interesting facet of this book is the indeterminacy of the main character's racial heritage - Heinlein's point here appears to be that fascism need not be "racist" in traditional human terms, so long as there is some "other" (the "Bugs") to hate. He is from Buenos Aires, has the Spanish-European sounding name of "Rico" but notes that his "native language" is Tagalog, which would make him appear to be of Filippino origin. Samuel R. Delaney claims in the appendix to "Triton" to have found a description that demonstrates that Rico is black, although this writer has never identified the passage of which he speaks.
A black Filippino Brazilian would indeed seem "multicultural" by current standards, to say nothing of the standards of the 1950s, and this approach is indeed bold in its implication that a more ordered society could solve the "race problem" to a point where race is simply invisible - no one comments on the narrator's racial appearance in any context, not even the narrator himself.
The price of freedom is dictatorship, as Jello Biafra once commented
Starship Troopers: Fascist manifesto or the most deadpan satire ever written?
Either way it is necessary to work out what is wrong with the society portrayed in the novel and also where the faults in the moral "logic" presented lie. First up - brainwashing: all societies to some extent attempt to "instill their values" in (i.e. brainwash) their youth but setting up History and Moral Philosophy lessons in schools is a clear step too far. (A bit like Citizenship classes or flag worship.)
Second: The axiom: It's harder to argue with the logic than the premise - if the axioms are false any logical results derived from them may also be false. In this case the axioms appear to be: No statement of morality that goes against natural law is valid. Survival of the fittest is a natural law. Hence humans have no moral obligation to any other species.
I prefer: One's moral standards are not tested until they conflict with self interest or indifference. No species or individual has intrinsic moral superiority over another. This means humans are morally responsible to every other species - an opposite conclusion.
The quasi-fascist hints arise in bits such as accusing 20th century democracy of "decadence" (76), anti-intellectualism (93), neo-spenserian eugenicism (but with an underlying erroneous understanding of evolutionary theory--see 123-24--where evolution represents absolute progress rather than relative progress), neo-spenglerianism regarding how humanity appears to have reached its "ultimate peak"(126), a mysticism that falsely distinguishes "a producing-consuming economic animal" from "a man" (136), a general militarism (which, following Mr. Vagts, is distinct from military doctrine & ethos), positive presentation of Bavarian Freikorps/Beer Hall Putschism (142-43), belligerence as both genetic & moral (147), and of course the virulent anti-communism.
As to that last, we are treated to some perfectly predictable mccarthyist claptrap: "Mr. Dubois had said, 'Of course the Marxian definition of value is ridiculous. All the work one cares to add will not turn a mud pie into an apple tart'" (75). (The sentiment represents both a misstatement of the origin of the labor theory of value as well as a misunderstanding of what the theory asserts--but what more might be expected from an arriere garde philistine?)
On the other hand, however, the novel presents the arachnid enemies as a positive example of some sort of communism: "We were learning, expensively, just how efficient a total communism can be when used by a people actually adapted to it by evolution; the Bug commissars didn't care any more about expending soldiers than we cared about expending ammo" (121). Passing over the evopsych bullshit about evolutionary adaption to an economics, the sentiment is also casually racist, insofar as it expresses the normal cold war psychopathy regarding Asian communist military doctrine. Perhaps it would be more accurate to state that the Koreans and Vietnamese and Chinese and Laotians and Cambodians and Indonesians and other Asian states whose millions were killed by the United States did in fact care about their soldiers quite a bit, but realized, following the same military ethos rightly admired by Heinlein, that some sacrifices are necessary in order to achieve the political ends decided by the state, such as maintenance of some sort of independence or beating back an invader that might reasonably, if wrongly, be expected to annihilate the resisting population. The hypocrisy and myopia are astounding, even if the presentation is sufficiently artful and ambiguous to make it worth discussing.
All that said, and as much as it pains me to admit it, this one just cooks along, despite all of the johngaltism and embedded rightwing propaganda.
Recommended for orphans from dead outfits, swivel chair hussars, and hydrocephalic gorillas
It's a scary book, in the way that some political fiction is scary - 1984, Brave New World, Darkness at Noon - but I just can't quite figure out if Heinlein was serious or satirical. It's an interesting excercise to compare and contrast Heinlein's "democracy" with the society of the ancient Spartan state
He replied with a wink sonny boy, haven't you heard of the motto - first obey, then complain ? and that settled it.
Abandoning a life of comforts and being with loved ones, a lot of these men and women stand guard for nation states who take them for granted and whose deaths in relative peace time are just a single column news buried deep in the papers.... I had all these on mind when I read the first two chapters of this book and from then on things went downhill !
Somewhere in the future, the world is an amalgamation of nations forming something called the Terran Republic, which relies substantially on the military as a form of maintaining peace and diplomatic relations. Beyond a point, the threat arises from somewhere beyond the galaxy in the form of bugs (very similar to the Xenomorph from Alien(s) but far more advanced in intellect) and it then becomes an either us or them scenario. To speak of the story line is to speak of Juan Rico who travels from being a recruit to a Lieutanant by the time we finish the tale.
let's get the old debate out of the way: Was Heinlein deliberately describing a
Fascist OR ISLAMIST OR SOVIETIC society in positive terms? Yes.
in which a teacher, praising the system in which only veterans have the right to vote, says the following:
"To vote is to wield authority; it is the supreme authority from which all other authority derives - such as mine to make your lives miserable once a day. _Force_ if you will! - the franchise is force, naked and raw, the Power of the Rods and the Axe." That was probably intentionally written to go over the heads of the less-educated among his readers: for those of you who still don't get it, go look up the word "fasces" on wikipedia before continuing to read this review.
Now that we've gotten that settled once and for all, let's consider _why_ Heinlein, who leaned heavily toward an extreme libertarian position politically, wrote a book that glamorizes FANATIC'S , that even dupes his fans into supporting it theoretically.
I believe it was Heinlein's intention to prove how easy it was to get democratic citizens to fall for the trap of longing for a seemingly ordered society, to dehumanize "the enemy" (as "Bugs" as easily as "Krauts" or "Gooks"), and to conflate patriotism with self-destructive stupidity. This book does this, precisely by tricking its readers into being unwitting fascists. He deliberately avoids all the ugliness and problems of a fascist society and presents it exactly as it would be presented through propaganda - as perfect and nearly Utopian, in no way threatened by its own weaknesses, but only by hostile, subhuman forces which must be beaten through force. Heinlein understood the appeal of fascism nto least because he was himself capable of falling into the trap, and therefore knew exactly how to lay it for others.
I admit to coming to this book through the Verhoeven film-version, which relied heavily upon fascist imagery to make the same point somewhat more clumsily. As a result, I was a bit annoyed by the technically improbable device of "powered space armor" which many fans of the book see as central. Tying this in with the fascist theme, however, it was typical of fascist military propaganda to make the individual soldier appear as an unstoppable, hyper-masculinized killing machine, and that is what the powered armor achieves. In spite of their considerable individual capacity to destroy, however, Heinlein makes sure that the soldiers are cogs in a larger killing machine, incapable of truly independent thought or action (and happy to be so).
One interesting facet of this book is the indeterminacy of the main character's racial heritage - Heinlein's point here appears to be that fascism need not be "racist" in traditional human terms, so long as there is some "other" (the "Bugs") to hate. He is from Buenos Aires, has the Spanish-European sounding name of "Rico" but notes that his "native language" is Tagalog, which would make him appear to be of Filippino origin. Samuel R. Delaney claims in the appendix to "Triton" to have found a description that demonstrates that Rico is black, although this writer has never identified the passage of which he speaks.
A black Filippino Brazilian would indeed seem "multicultural" by current standards, to say nothing of the standards of the 1950s, and this approach is indeed bold in its implication that a more ordered society could solve the "race problem" to a point where race is simply invisible - no one comments on the narrator's racial appearance in any context, not even the narrator himself.
The price of freedom is dictatorship, as Jello Biafra once commented
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incapable of truly independent thought or action (and happy to be so).,
that the ISLAMIST soldiers are cogs in a larger killing machine
dimecres, 11 de juny del 2014
E O PAÍS AGUENTARÁ UM SÉCULO XXI DE DESERDADOS ....DA REVELOUÇÃO DO SÉCULO EM AZEITÃO FERVENTE OU NA FALHA ACEBUCHE TANTO FAX....FAX É OUTRA COUSA QUE VAI PASSAR DE MODA...NÃO TEM FAX? NÃO NÃO TENHO...E-MAIL TENHO MAS NEM ME LEMBRO DA PALAVRA PASSE...E PRA QUE TEM E-MAIL SE NÃO TEM COMPUTADOR....
VOCÊ CHAMOU-ME FUFA?
NÃ PÁ Ê SÓ DISSE QUE VOCÊS ESTAVAM A NAMORAR.....
-PÔ-LAS NA RUA SEM JUSTIFICAÇÃO
-Ê NÃ OS PUZE NA RUA ELES SAIRAM SOZINHOS...
E JÁ DISSESTE ISSO É CONVERSA ACABADA
- NÃO É NÃO. NÃO É OUÇA-ME TÁ-ME A OUVIR OLHE LÁ OUÇA-ME PÔRRA
TODO O MUNDO QUER SER OUVIDO
E NINGUÉM QUER OUVIR OS OUTROS
EU OUÇO-VOS NÃO SOU SURDO....
POR ENQUANTO
LÁ POR TER DE VOS OUVIR...NÃO SIGNIFICA....COMPLETAR COM UM GAMMA GAY LIMERICK DOMINIQUE NIQUE NIQUE QUALQUER ...
não. pode meter-nos na rua ,,,nós estamos cá fora ....
e assis ou assad num crescendo o século XXI em revoltas vazias de sentido começou .....
TODAS AS PESSOAS QUE VIVEM BEM TÊM TELEMÓVEL
VOCÊ NÃO TEM NENHUM PORQUÊ....
TODOS OS PROFESSORES TÊM CARROS NOVOS E BONS
TÊM CRIADAS E CASAS GRANDES
VOCÊ NÃO TEM NADA DISSO PORQUE É PELINTRA
É UM TRISTE
NEM COMPUTADOR TEM...NEM INTERNET
NEM SABE OS CANAIS DA TV CABO
NEM NUNCA VIU OS GATOS FEDORENTOS
O MEU PAI É MOTORISTA E O PAI DELA ANDA COM OS BALDES DA MASSA ALI NAS OBRAS E NÓS TEMOS ISSO TUDO...
-E ISSO TUDO É O QUÊ?
É SER IMPORTANTE
-E ÉS IMPORTANTE POR TER ISSO PORQUÊ
PORQUE SOU MAIS DO QUE OS OUTROS
-E ÉS MAIS PORQUÊ?
PORQUE TENHO COISAS
-TENS COISAS OU AS COISAS TÊM-TE A TI...
AHN ?
-NÃO PERCEBESTES OK MIM ISPILICA AQUI HÁ UNS ANOS DIZIA-SE O TÉLÉLÉ HAVIA QUEM ANDASSE COM ELES FALSOS FEITOS NA CHINA E CUSTAVAM NÃO 20 OU 30 CONTOS MAS SÓ UNS 500 ESCUDOS OU MENOS ...ERAM UM BRINQUEDO COMO ESSE É
MAS SEM RECHEIO.....
E ESSE RECHEIO CUSTAR-TE-À MUITO NO FUTURO, VAI CUSTAR-TE MUITO MAIS DO QUE TE CUSTA HOJE
-SÓ ME CUSTA 2 CONTOS POR ANO ...
EM CHAMADAS NO ANO PASSADO E NESTE? E MAIS 30 CONTOS E MAIS AS CAPAS QUE AMANHÃ TROCAS POR OUTRAS OU POR OUTRO
NÃO ESTÁS A FICAR MAIS RICA MIÚDA
ESTÁS A FICAR MUITO MUITO MAIS POBRE.........
A ESCOLA NÃO TE DIZ NADA. NÃO ACABARÁS O 9º ANO PROVAVELMENTE E DEPOIS? TENS OS DENTES PODRES DE TANTO AÇÚCAR QUE COMES ...COM O TEMPO COMEÇARÁS A ENGORDAR A PERDER OS AMIGOS ÉS PROVAVELMENTE A PESSOA MAIS INTELIGENTE E MAIS MANIPULADORA DESTA ESCOLA
NO ENTANTO NÃO TE ESFORÇAS PARA CONSEGUIR MUDAR A TUA VIDA
- E MUDAR PORQUÊ.?
PORQUE NÃO PODES VIVER ASSIM PARA SEMPRE
-MAS POSSO TENTAR
SIM, TENTAR DE FACTO PODES...HISTORICAMENTE RARAMENTE RESULTA MAS HÁ DE FACTO QUEM CONSIGA
- OU POSSO ACHAR DINHEIRO...
TUDO É POSSÍVEL, EMBORA SEJA IMPROVÁVEL
REPARA O TERMO TÉLÉLÉ NÃO PEGOU, HOJE ATÉ O MAIS ROSCOFF TEM TELEMÓVEL, TODAS AS COISAS PASSAM
DIZ A OUTRA - AH O PROFESSOR É ROSKOFF NÃO TEM...
-NÃO NÃO É ISSO O QUELE TÁ A DIZER, É OUTRA COISA
-QUE COISA
-QUE DAQUI A UNS ANOS ESTAMOS LIXADAS, ORA SE JÁ ESTAMOS LIXADAS AGORA QUAL É A DIFERENÇA?
SIM......DE FACTO QUAL É A DIFERENÇA
NOS IDOS DE MARÇO DE UM SÉCULO XXI AINDA EM ESCUDOS OU SE CALHAR AINDA XX ...DE QUALQUER MODO NO ANO 2000 DO MILÉNIO QUE COMEÇA NO ANO DE 1001 MAS PARECE QUE VAI ACABAR COM 999 ANOS
A ANDE NA REIA ATIRA UM PAPEL
-PORQUE É QUE NÃO LHE ENVIAS UM SMS....
FICA MAIS BARATO....
-E PENSAS QUE NÃO TE VI ATIRAR O PAPEL
ORA ESTAVA DE COSTAS, A ESCREVER NO QUADRO PODIA NÃO VER
-ONDE VAI
VOU PRA SACAVÉM
- A DITTA CUJA PRIMEIRO FAZ UMA ALUSÃO AO ASPECTO - O STÔR DEVE BEBER
TODOS BEBEMOS SENÃO MORRÍAMOS DE SEDE ....
QUERIAS TALVEZ DIZER QUE SOU ALCOÓLICO, PORQUE NÃO DROGADO?
SÃO COUSAS MUITO MELHORES PRA INSULTAR
DE RESTO VOCÊS SÃO INVENTIVOS NISSO
BASTA VER TODAS AS COUSAS QUE DEBITARAM NOS VOSSOS PAPÁS
-ELES PAPAM TUDO, É INCRÍVEL CHEGAREM A ADULTOS E SEREM MAIS BRUTOS DO CANÓS
TÁ DESCANSADA QUE DAQUI A 15 ANOS ESTÁS IGUAL À TUA MÃE
-FODASSE ALGUMA VEZ ALGUMA VEZ IA ENGRAVIDAR AOS 14 DE UM ATRASADO MENTAL E ANDAR A CUIDAR DELE O RESTO DA VIDA.....
A ......?
-DEVE TER IDO CURAR-SE DA SUA DOENÇA...
E ELA ESTÁ DOENTE, MAS NÃO É CULPA DELA, LÁ POR ESTARES CHATEADA COM ELA E JÁ NÃO LHE FALARES ESCUSAS DE METER A TUBERCULOSE DELA E DA TIA AO BARULHO
-DESDE QUE ELA AHN OLHA CAROLHA ETCETERA PRÓ GAMMA MERDA PRA ELA
MAS NÃO DISSESTE QUE NÃO QUERIAS ATURAR UM ATRASADO MENTAL O RESTO DA VIDA
-NÃO O QUERO PRÓ RESTO DA VIDA, SERVE SÓ PARA AS NECESSIDADES BÁSICAS E É BUÉ DA GROSSO....
GROSSO ISSO É ALUSÃO...
-NAH É GÍRIA, CALÃO, BOLAS QUE FALTA DE ADESÃO AO LINGUAJAR JOVEM E INDA QUER DAR AULAS SEM SABER DO QUE SOMOS CAPAZES, ACHO QUE ISSE É QUÉ SER BRUTO
ACHAS?
.....ESCRITO NA MESA À navalha E EM PAPEL DEUS VOS VALHA
AMA À RÉ AMA GAMMA NA CAMA
DONA LEONOR ESCREVE POR BAIXO DONA LEONOR MAMA O GAMMA EM TODO O LADO
AMA À RÉ REESCREVE AMA À RÉ AMA MAMA E DÁ O CU PELO CARVALHO
DONA LEONOR ESCREVE EU AMO E MAMO MAIS
AMA À RÉ SUBSCREVE....BOLAS PÁ, TAMBÉM AMAS TODOS CADA SEMANA É UM
DONA LEONOR: QUE É QUE QUERES TENHO BOM GOSTO
-FIM DO SMS EM PAPIER MACHÉ
-PELO QUÊ?
CARVALHO COMO AQUELE CARALHO DO 25 DE ABRIL
-BOLAS PÁ NEM ERAS NASCIDA
E? RECONHECER UM CARALHO É PRÓPRIO DAS MULHERES
-PRIMEIRO NEM ESSE ESTATUTO TENS, SEGUNDO...
SEGUNDO NADA, APARECEM NA TELEVISÃO LOGO SÃO ...
-"VAI-SE" ARREPENDER-SE DO QUE ME DISSE
VOU-ME ARREPENDER, VOU-ME...
- A SUA MÃE DEVE TÊ-LO DEIXADO CAIR DE CABEÇA NA MÁQUINA DE LAVAR
-VOCÊ DEVE TER ALGUM PROBLEMA FÍSICO - DIZ MOKINHA LOVE 2 PAC - E APONTA PARA A CABEÇA
-NÃO NOS FALA -DIZ A MOKINHA LOVE 2 PAC
SE NÃO FALO É PORQUE NÃO FALO E SE FALO É ISTO...
-É O QUE SE CHAMA UM PROBLEMA FÁLICO...DIZE A AMA À RÉ....
CHAMA-SE O PROBLEMA?
-AI CHAMA-SE CHAMA-SE BASTA VER QUE O DE MIGUEL ÂNGELO VEIO DE SETÚBAL DO 8º6 ....POR CAUSA DA VENDA DAQUILO
-CHEIRA A PEIXE...DIZEM POR SERRE DE SETÚBAL...QUANDO HOUVE A INUNDAÇÃO NO ANO PASSADO JÁ HAVIA DAQUILO
DEPOIS JUNTOU-LHE OS PRESERVATIVOS MAS NÃO PEGOU, NINGUÉM USA
E DEPOIS COMEÇARAM A IMPLICAR COM OS SACOS
VAI PARA UMA FEIRA....DISSE A PATETA
NÃO É DIA DE FEIRA DISSE
NÃ PÁ Ê SÓ DISSE QUE VOCÊS ESTAVAM A NAMORAR.....
-PÔ-LAS NA RUA SEM JUSTIFICAÇÃO
-Ê NÃ OS PUZE NA RUA ELES SAIRAM SOZINHOS...
E JÁ DISSESTE ISSO É CONVERSA ACABADA
- NÃO É NÃO. NÃO É OUÇA-ME TÁ-ME A OUVIR OLHE LÁ OUÇA-ME PÔRRA
TODO O MUNDO QUER SER OUVIDO
E NINGUÉM QUER OUVIR OS OUTROS
EU OUÇO-VOS NÃO SOU SURDO....
POR ENQUANTO
LÁ POR TER DE VOS OUVIR...NÃO SIGNIFICA....COMPLETAR COM UM GAMMA GAY LIMERICK DOMINIQUE NIQUE NIQUE QUALQUER ...
não. pode meter-nos na rua ,,,nós estamos cá fora ....
e assis ou assad num crescendo o século XXI em revoltas vazias de sentido começou .....
TODAS AS PESSOAS QUE VIVEM BEM TÊM TELEMÓVEL
VOCÊ NÃO TEM NENHUM PORQUÊ....
TODOS OS PROFESSORES TÊM CARROS NOVOS E BONS
TÊM CRIADAS E CASAS GRANDES
VOCÊ NÃO TEM NADA DISSO PORQUE É PELINTRA
É UM TRISTE
NEM COMPUTADOR TEM...NEM INTERNET
NEM SABE OS CANAIS DA TV CABO
NEM NUNCA VIU OS GATOS FEDORENTOS
O MEU PAI É MOTORISTA E O PAI DELA ANDA COM OS BALDES DA MASSA ALI NAS OBRAS E NÓS TEMOS ISSO TUDO...
-E ISSO TUDO É O QUÊ?
É SER IMPORTANTE
-E ÉS IMPORTANTE POR TER ISSO PORQUÊ
PORQUE SOU MAIS DO QUE OS OUTROS
-E ÉS MAIS PORQUÊ?
PORQUE TENHO COISAS
-TENS COISAS OU AS COISAS TÊM-TE A TI...
AHN ?
-NÃO PERCEBESTES OK MIM ISPILICA AQUI HÁ UNS ANOS DIZIA-SE O TÉLÉLÉ HAVIA QUEM ANDASSE COM ELES FALSOS FEITOS NA CHINA E CUSTAVAM NÃO 20 OU 30 CONTOS MAS SÓ UNS 500 ESCUDOS OU MENOS ...ERAM UM BRINQUEDO COMO ESSE É
MAS SEM RECHEIO.....
E ESSE RECHEIO CUSTAR-TE-À MUITO NO FUTURO, VAI CUSTAR-TE MUITO MAIS DO QUE TE CUSTA HOJE
-SÓ ME CUSTA 2 CONTOS POR ANO ...
EM CHAMADAS NO ANO PASSADO E NESTE? E MAIS 30 CONTOS E MAIS AS CAPAS QUE AMANHÃ TROCAS POR OUTRAS OU POR OUTRO
NÃO ESTÁS A FICAR MAIS RICA MIÚDA
ESTÁS A FICAR MUITO MUITO MAIS POBRE.........
A ESCOLA NÃO TE DIZ NADA. NÃO ACABARÁS O 9º ANO PROVAVELMENTE E DEPOIS? TENS OS DENTES PODRES DE TANTO AÇÚCAR QUE COMES ...COM O TEMPO COMEÇARÁS A ENGORDAR A PERDER OS AMIGOS ÉS PROVAVELMENTE A PESSOA MAIS INTELIGENTE E MAIS MANIPULADORA DESTA ESCOLA
NO ENTANTO NÃO TE ESFORÇAS PARA CONSEGUIR MUDAR A TUA VIDA
- E MUDAR PORQUÊ.?
PORQUE NÃO PODES VIVER ASSIM PARA SEMPRE
-MAS POSSO TENTAR
SIM, TENTAR DE FACTO PODES...HISTORICAMENTE RARAMENTE RESULTA MAS HÁ DE FACTO QUEM CONSIGA
- OU POSSO ACHAR DINHEIRO...
TUDO É POSSÍVEL, EMBORA SEJA IMPROVÁVEL
REPARA O TERMO TÉLÉLÉ NÃO PEGOU, HOJE ATÉ O MAIS ROSCOFF TEM TELEMÓVEL, TODAS AS COISAS PASSAM
DIZ A OUTRA - AH O PROFESSOR É ROSKOFF NÃO TEM...
-NÃO NÃO É ISSO O QUELE TÁ A DIZER, É OUTRA COISA
-QUE COISA
-QUE DAQUI A UNS ANOS ESTAMOS LIXADAS, ORA SE JÁ ESTAMOS LIXADAS AGORA QUAL É A DIFERENÇA?
SIM......DE FACTO QUAL É A DIFERENÇA
A ANDE NA REIA ATIRA UM PAPEL
-PORQUE É QUE NÃO LHE ENVIAS UM SMS....
FICA MAIS BARATO....
-E PENSAS QUE NÃO TE VI ATIRAR O PAPEL
ORA ESTAVA DE COSTAS, A ESCREVER NO QUADRO PODIA NÃO VER
-ONDE VAI
VOU PRA SACAVÉM
- A DITTA CUJA PRIMEIRO FAZ UMA ALUSÃO AO ASPECTO - O STÔR DEVE BEBER
TODOS BEBEMOS SENÃO MORRÍAMOS DE SEDE ....
QUERIAS TALVEZ DIZER QUE SOU ALCOÓLICO, PORQUE NÃO DROGADO?
SÃO COUSAS MUITO MELHORES PRA INSULTAR
DE RESTO VOCÊS SÃO INVENTIVOS NISSO
BASTA VER TODAS AS COUSAS QUE DEBITARAM NOS VOSSOS PAPÁS
-ELES PAPAM TUDO, É INCRÍVEL CHEGAREM A ADULTOS E SEREM MAIS BRUTOS DO CANÓS
TÁ DESCANSADA QUE DAQUI A 15 ANOS ESTÁS IGUAL À TUA MÃE
-FODASSE ALGUMA VEZ ALGUMA VEZ IA ENGRAVIDAR AOS 14 DE UM ATRASADO MENTAL E ANDAR A CUIDAR DELE O RESTO DA VIDA.....
A ......?
-DEVE TER IDO CURAR-SE DA SUA DOENÇA...
E ELA ESTÁ DOENTE, MAS NÃO É CULPA DELA, LÁ POR ESTARES CHATEADA COM ELA E JÁ NÃO LHE FALARES ESCUSAS DE METER A TUBERCULOSE DELA E DA TIA AO BARULHO
-DESDE QUE ELA AHN OLHA CAROLHA ETCETERA PRÓ GAMMA MERDA PRA ELA
MAS NÃO DISSESTE QUE NÃO QUERIAS ATURAR UM ATRASADO MENTAL O RESTO DA VIDA
-NÃO O QUERO PRÓ RESTO DA VIDA, SERVE SÓ PARA AS NECESSIDADES BÁSICAS E É BUÉ DA GROSSO....
GROSSO ISSO É ALUSÃO...
-NAH É GÍRIA, CALÃO, BOLAS QUE FALTA DE ADESÃO AO LINGUAJAR JOVEM E INDA QUER DAR AULAS SEM SABER DO QUE SOMOS CAPAZES, ACHO QUE ISSE É QUÉ SER BRUTO
ACHAS?
.....ESCRITO NA MESA À navalha E EM PAPEL DEUS VOS VALHA
AMA À RÉ AMA GAMMA NA CAMA
DONA LEONOR ESCREVE POR BAIXO DONA LEONOR MAMA O GAMMA EM TODO O LADO
AMA À RÉ REESCREVE AMA À RÉ AMA MAMA E DÁ O CU PELO CARVALHO
DONA LEONOR ESCREVE EU AMO E MAMO MAIS
AMA À RÉ SUBSCREVE....BOLAS PÁ, TAMBÉM AMAS TODOS CADA SEMANA É UM
DONA LEONOR: QUE É QUE QUERES TENHO BOM GOSTO
-FIM DO SMS EM PAPIER MACHÉ
-PELO QUÊ?
CARVALHO COMO AQUELE CARALHO DO 25 DE ABRIL
-BOLAS PÁ NEM ERAS NASCIDA
E? RECONHECER UM CARALHO É PRÓPRIO DAS MULHERES
-PRIMEIRO NEM ESSE ESTATUTO TENS, SEGUNDO...
SEGUNDO NADA, APARECEM NA TELEVISÃO LOGO SÃO ...
-"VAI-SE" ARREPENDER-SE DO QUE ME DISSE
VOU-ME ARREPENDER, VOU-ME...
- A SUA MÃE DEVE TÊ-LO DEIXADO CAIR DE CABEÇA NA MÁQUINA DE LAVAR
-VOCÊ DEVE TER ALGUM PROBLEMA FÍSICO - DIZ MOKINHA LOVE 2 PAC - E APONTA PARA A CABEÇA
-NÃO NOS FALA -DIZ A MOKINHA LOVE 2 PAC
SE NÃO FALO É PORQUE NÃO FALO E SE FALO É ISTO...
-É O QUE SE CHAMA UM PROBLEMA FÁLICO...DIZE A AMA À RÉ....
CHAMA-SE O PROBLEMA?
-AI CHAMA-SE CHAMA-SE BASTA VER QUE O DE MIGUEL ÂNGELO VEIO DE SETÚBAL DO 8º6 ....POR CAUSA DA VENDA DAQUILO
-CHEIRA A PEIXE...DIZEM POR SERRE DE SETÚBAL...QUANDO HOUVE A INUNDAÇÃO NO ANO PASSADO JÁ HAVIA DAQUILO
DEPOIS JUNTOU-LHE OS PRESERVATIVOS MAS NÃO PEGOU, NINGUÉM USA
E DEPOIS COMEÇARAM A IMPLICAR COM OS SACOS
VAI PARA UMA FEIRA....DISSE A PATETA
NÃO É DIA DE FEIRA DISSE
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